'Straight pride' group removes Brad Pitt as mascot after actor complains

The group named actor Brad Pitt as their'mascot for the Straight Pride march

A group of men calling themselves "Super Happy Fun America" are planning to hold a "straight pride parade" in Boston this Summer.

The Straight Pride group has said they plan on having their parade in August to "celebrate the diverse history, culture, and contributions of the straight community".

Because the straight pride parade falls under the First Amendment, Boston city officials are probably going to give them a permit. It's unclear if the city will grant the permit, but Boston Mayor Martin J. Walsh said Wednesday that "you can't really stop a permit, it's very hard to stop a permit".

Straight pride is neither real nor necessary.

One user aptly pointed out that the parade route should probably be a straight line (#StraightRights, you know?) and even drew a helpful diagram. But this is the golden age of alt-right grievance assholery, and you've probably heard that a group of sexually frustrated conservatives are attempting to put together an actual Straight Pride parade in Boston.

In fact, Marvel star Chris Evans reckons that its organisers must be struggling with their own sexuality if they're so offended by Gay Pride Month, celebrations for which are happening all this month.

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'We are disappointed that the [Mayor Boston Martin J.] Walsh administration has chosen hate and discrimination, ' a blog post from 20 April reads. Even more freakish, the group has declared Brad Pitt (as in, the actor) as its unofficial mascot.

Sahady is a member of the right-wing group Resist Marxism, according to MA outlet MassLive.

Fox Nation host Tomi Lahren declared that it's "open season on straight white men in this country" because a so-called "Straight Pride" parade has yet to receive a permit, and was mocked online.

Straight people, it's time to wave your monochrome flag with pride.

Hugo, a Republican candidate who ran for Congress in 2018, is listed as the president of Super Happy Fun America.

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